What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

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Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

He : Tea ?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Then let's have some coffee

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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

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Me : Thank you.

Me : No

Me : Sure.

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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

He : I'm 24.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

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Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?